A Tirade of Sarcastic Proportion

You know, I'd apologise for not updating the blog but then I remembered that I've done nothing of importance in it's place and napped instead.

Because "Fuck da police!" that's why. Seriously, if one more 30 year-old gangsta-wannabe-who-thinks-he's-16 years old says that one more time, I'm gonna loose it. You're an adult, not a child, and odds are you only hate the police because your stupid ass got caught by them at some point or another. This is where you applaud them for a job well done blog readers. If I could muster up the will, I'd give you two thumbs up myself, Sir Gangsta... but alas, I can only manage one of my appendages rising on each hand for such an occasion; sadly, the thumb isn't it. Now that that's out of my system, lets carry on with what seems to be a tirade.

I have this terrible habit where, once every couples weeks or so, I go on a hunt for things on the internet which will infuriate me. You may wonder why I do this, heck, I do myself... and what I've come up with is that I do it because I refuse to be one of those (fully) ignorant people who think they know something, and don't. Ignorance may be bliss to some, but to me, it's a curse; a bit of "knowledge" can go a long way. Mostly what I look up involves politics and the environment, since I'm a hippie (an angry and sarcastic one) at heart  - deal with it. Anyway, these past few weeks have been "one of those days" - yes I said days because, well, why the hell not? - where everytime anything political or environmental pops up , I just want to scream; because you know, I love it when people decide to utterly screw with things which shouldn't be screwed with and decide to ignore the obvious.

Example; The Pipeline proposed out on the west coast of Canada. Yes, I know I've ranted on this before and you know what? I'll bloody continue to since it's still a pressing issue. Especially with Parliament having no sitting days to address the problem for a couple more weeks. You know, it actually boggles my mind how we can land a piece of human technology on Mars (Wuddup up USA!), but we can't seem to find the will to tackle and understand our own planet, and it's possible risks. Risks that shouldn't be taken regardless of financial gain. I'm just saying.

Maybe I'm just "old fashioned" like that and would rather stick to my morals than earn a couple bucks. Yes, the cost to sustain our environment is high, but that's only because we allow certain things to happen... which effect it negatively. Think for a second of the Gulf Coast Oil Spill. That was one of the worst environmental disasters in recent history and of the United States. Mutations occurred to the marine life, and therefor, effected a chain of other animals and it's Eco system. While I understand the need for oil in today's society, it shouldn't come at the cost of things that were here long before us. Animals have used the BC coast line for generations and it's filled with beautiful trees of amazing size, not to mention is freaking gorgeous and an important part of the worlds Eco system. Which of course, just validates the perfect sense the government had to have possessed to cut costs to assisting in the sustainability of said Eco system.. and the many others throughout Canada.

You can't just hit the undo button and get those things back once you've destroyed them... and destruction is exactly what the pipeline can do. We as humans, tend to forget that we're also just another animal. One which is suppose to be more "evolved" than any other... yet all we do is cause the majority of the problems which threaten us? Someone, please explain that to me.

Another little "irritation" I've been having since it's construction season here in Canada, is just what is being used to replace concrete on our roads. Rubberized Asphalt; which seems to be used more and more these days. Now, I don't drive, I'm a city bus dweller and I get the desire for a nice smooth ride. But again, this is one of those there where I can't help but think "Are you fucking kidding me?". For one, the substance is black, black attracts and holds heat better, not to mention its rubber. Therefore we're heating up the earth more, and  more; not allowing it the "Breathe" as it needs to since we've sacrificed that for the smoothness of the road. On top of that, it's harmful to our air. It's great that they're trying to recycle.. I just feel like their doing it wrong. But really, who gives a fuck? We'll be dead before anything bad happens, right?

Odds are, but you know what? In a sick way, I hope to live to see the world go to hell just out of spite for all the apathetic assholes out there who think like that. It shouldn't matter that our life span isn't forever. What should matter is the fact that you live here; the earth doesn't charge rent, that's your landlord. So stop being pricks and return a favour every-so-often. It's not that hard. Turn off a light when you leave the room, don't leave your computer running all the time, take shorter showers, and get used to the fact that winter is a natural thing that happens... especially in Canada. If you don't like it, move somewhere else (I'm looking at you "I'm so happy we didn't have a winter last year" people) or simply what I prefer you do... which is shut the hell up.

I love my country, it's beautiful, resourceful, humble and usually.. the people are pretty decent to deal with. I don't want to see that beauty and grace which is rightfully associated with Canada diminish. There's no valid reason for it.

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Tirade complete. Huh... I think I might have to start getting angry and or upset about things more often. I actually blog when it happens. Huzzah! One of the mysteries of the universe is now unsolved! Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to finish prepping for my first day of College tomorrow! Oh, and by prepping, I mean drinking away my feels on the cost of everything thus far.

Until next time, I swear I'm not an alcoholic.

But It's Not Even Officially Summer Yet...

"Canada is just like Australia, right?" No Mother Nature, it isn't and I'm very upset that you've decided the pull a 'woman move' and get the weather lost in the wrong continent!

Bravo, and people wonder why us ladies get mocked for getting lost. Anyway I haven't updated in a while so today, whilst melting like the polar ice caps, I decided what the hell and walla - here I am with an update. If you haven't clued in yet, it's a hot one out there today. Currently we're sitting at 32c with a Humidex (what it feels like) of 40c - what the actual fuck?! Yes, I get that I'm located in South Western Ontario, but summer hasn't even officially started yet. Give me a break.

As a born and raised Canadian who has actually lived through winters of -45c and over 3 meters of snow, I don't know how to deal with this change of weather - I'm not built for it. You know when you go camping and roast marshmallows in the fire? Yeah well, I'm the marshmallow and the fire is currently the outside.. well that's how I feel about it anyway. Don't judge me like that, you may or may not know my pain! Either way though, stop it, okay never mind keep going. Really, I just don't want my igloo melting... That's my house man.

*Hint* I'd be the swan in this scenario.

Personally, I believe that the weather should never be this hot unless everyone is equipped with their own pools.. and since the recession is being such a bitch to get out of (think of it like trying to escape the In-Laws place) I don't see that coming anytime soon. Luckily, I just got a gym membership at the local GoodLife here in town and aside from getting fit, they have a pool. Huzzah! So tomorrows plan will be to go to the gym early in the morning and not leave until finally being kicked out of the pool 12 hours later. Seems legit if you ask me. Fool proof even.

Alas, this post must come to an end since my laptop is throwing off heat like a flame thrower on my legs. I refuse to put up with that crap today.

Tune in later this week for a blog post of some randomly important topic at the time. Sarcasm will be included.

The Bethesda Centre

So, you mean to tell me you're all about "helping those in need" but then go you off and fuck with an original service, the only one like it offered within all of Southwestern Ontario? Yeah well you know what - fuck you too!

Well now that that's out of my system, if you haven't guessed it yet; I am furious. If you haven't been following me on twitter or checked out my post "This one's for the mothers!"  you might be at a loss as to why; well sit down, shut up and allow me to explain;

Every little bit helps make a difference!

On February 1st, 2012 the Salvation Army announced their plans to shut down the Bethesda Centre located in London, Ontario if the centre was unable to raise a stated amount of money. The Bethesda Centre is an original organization geared to helping Teen Mom's with no where else to go; it offers programs to help these new and expecting mothers to be better able to handle the weight which is Motherhood. It houses 18 of these young ladies and their babies at a time; now tell me, is there anything similar to that in your area? Probably not, and that's what makes me so angry and hurt.

As a resource that has helped countless beginning families since 1955; the Salvation Army, which has sponsored it for years, has been pretty quick to pull the plug on it. From the beginning of February to now, the women working towards saving the Bethesda Centre have raised close to $400,000 CDN, which is about 25% of the impossible goal they were given of $1.5 million. That's not only dedication, but the fact that they've raised so much in so little time tells us that the community cares. On top of that, they've gained the support of the ever popular Justin Bieber, who's own mother gave birth to him while staying at the Bethesda Centre. Rumour's have also circulated that at least one other unnamed celebrity has offered backing as well.

Again, this is called concern and caring; something that people say they do, but don't often show results of. Justin Bieber has demonstrated the results of, by donating the proceeds which he himself would be receiving from his latest single; Mother's Day Dedication - Turn To You which he wrote from his mother. Now, the $400,000 mentioned above would be able to cover costs of the centre for roughly 2 years; thus allowing the proceeds of Bieber's single to make it's way over and make the difference it promises. However, because the money has not been handed over right away, the Salvation Army has denied the extension of the deadline; which depending on when you read this is either tomorrow, or today; May 31st.

One of the questions that should be asked and answered is "Why would such an organization like the Salvation Army turn down the support of a popular celebrity in today's society, and reject the deadline extension when it is of practically zero risk to them?"

This is their chance; let's help them have it!

There isn't a reason or excuse; that's the bottom line and it's disappointing. Mind you, the Salvation Army has argued that it would be "irresponsible" (kind of feels like they're calling the Bethesda Centre "Irresponsible" doesn't it?) to fund this one of a kind resource catering to young (soon-to-be) teenage mothers when the funds could be "better used" elsewhere; like the Centre of Hope, also located in London, Ontario. See, that just irks me. I've recently moved back London and as a seasoned citizen; I'm aware that there are various other outlets to help people in need of Drug and Alcohol rehabilitation. Hell, I lived in the city for the majority of my life and all you see outside of the Centre of Hope is people doing drug deals with no one so much as batting an eye lash.. Now explain to me how that's a better service compared to one which has proven it's ability to make a change? The majority of the women involved in the Save Bethesda campaign are either employee's of the Centre (who also took a pay cut in order to help keep the doors open longer,) or former residents who want to help save a place which once, saved their lives.

Sadly, it seems that apathy (a lack of caring) has made itself known in a worldwide organisation based solely on caring and helping when no one else does. Bethesda Centre for Teen Mom's or The Centre of Hope for Drug and Alcohol rehabilitation; neither is greater than the other or more important. However, look at society, and actually see what is in more need. London has a great number of Teen Mothers who, if Bethesda is closed, will surely be left to fend for themselves; That's what we're subjecting these young girls to, along with their children.

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This one's for the Mothers!

So... Today was Mother's Day; Hands up if your Mama still loves you - Claims that you were switched at the hospital, but still loves you!

I love my mother, but you know what - that woman is crazy. I mean no disrespect when saying this either; I just mean that if that woman could raise this *points to self* and still function somewhat "normally" in society, she's going to have a few screws loose - she just hides it well. Hell, I'm sure my Mom would be the first to admit it too! Not only did my Mother raise this bundle of sarcasm, but she also raised  my 3 older (not nearly as cool) siblings. Hey, sometimes you gotta have a few prototypes to experiment with first right?

In all seriousness though, I'd be lost without my Mother and admit it - you'd be equally lost without yours as well. Think about it, your mother pretty much know's everything about you! From the time you broke free from doing hard time in the womb; You've been front and centre to 90% of her daily thoughts. The other 10% probably including things long past like;

Truth, at it's finest.

• A Social Life - Excluding children, no matter the age category. Oh for the days when puke wasn't an expected ritual of your gatherings; just an unfortunate and later hilarious happening.
• Food - How the Mother's heart longs to eat a meal still hot and not reheated.
• Date Nights - Enough said, let's not dwell on that part *shudders*
• Alcohol - For those days where she really doesn't feel like dealing with your stupid ass. Don't worry, she'll get you back.
• Escape - Don't fault them, everyone wants to run away at some point or another - why should your Mom be different? Looking back you know exactly why she would have ran too. 
• SLEEP - This is probably a major one, especially for when you were between the ages of 0-16. You were most likely a little shit head. 

Again, these are just my inexperienced theories on the Mother's Mind. It's a complex thing that I have no hopes at attempting to decipher until when and if I ever have children of my own. Hurrah for keeping my "sanity" a little longer! However, I am certain of one thing; None of our Mom's had a clue about what they were getting themselves into at first; and how much they would grow to love us - the instant they knew we were around. Some had the support of our fathers, or other family. Others, and what seem like most these days (have) had to take a stab at the dark at parenthood and go it alone; hoping for the best.

Fortunately, there are more resources out there these days to help assist soon-to-be Mothers with no one else to turn to for guidance. Unfortunately - a majority of these resources, or shelters are terribly overcrowded and under funded. Which really is a terrible shame in the society we've apparently "developed into" over the years.. something about being a First World Country or something like that. Seriously, it's a bunch of crap whichever way you spew it.

Yeah, my country is better off than most and I respect that; what I don't respect on how it seems to be taking multiple steps backward as of late. It's like a really odd game of hopscotch. Look, the fact of the matter is that a lot of Women's shelters, or programs for that matter are being shoved onto the cutting board faster than the government can chop. It's a shame.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Take my home city for example; At the end of the month it's highly likely that the best place for pregnant teens to turn to, Bethesda Centre, will be shut down. Government funding has been denied and in order for them to stay open the women running the facility have to come up with 3 years worth of "rent" by the end of May. Did I mention that 3 years worth of rent is roughly 1.5 Million Dollars? Pretty much an unattainable goal; especially when factoring in that the world recession still hitting hard and the home city rep'n one of the highest rates of unemployment in the province. Luckily, I do bring some good news on what seems to have turned into a depressing Mothers Day Blog...

I'm a far cry from being his number one fan, but I like giving credit where it's due and Justin Bieber gained a lot of my respect this weekend. He's stepping in, sort of in a way, to give back to an organisation that gave to his mother when he was a newborn baby. Also known as the Bethesda Centre, Yes the one and the same I mentioned above. He'll be donating a portion of the proceeds from this new song that was released this weekend on Itunes; Turn To You - Justin Bieber. That's pretty cool in my eyes, even if it is Bieber's music.

I'll admit to actually buying the track, hey - shuddup, the proceeds go to good cause and it's Mother's Day Weekend. All Mother's deserve to be celebrated, and not just on the their day of recognition. Every day. Those women go to bat for us kids long before we realise it and long after we believe they've stopped. Why not try to take a bit of the strain (and therefore the "crazy") off them for a bit? Especially when we're talking about young, inexperienced, teenage mothers. Each mother and child for that matter, deserve the best chance they have and for some Bethesda Centre in London, Ontario - is that chance. Not only to to do right by their child, but by themselves.

Click Learn More, for more information regarding the campaign to keep the doors open at Bethesda Centre.

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Let's help be the support for our support system. Happy belated Mother's Day!

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